When I die I'm gonna make all of my friends and family battle royale to the death
Last man standing gets my entire inheritance

I've been training for this my whole life

in part by being theoretically familiar w firearms but also by hiding often from passing threats in mundane situations

@merlose_loire before you put in all that effort my net worth is a collective $3 and half a PB&j sandwich I found in my back pocket

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