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Bill McClintock is at it again. Don't press play, you can't unhear this. 🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=fZ6bli9Xir

It’s the Underground Parking Structure Current Available Capacity Number of the Beast

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My friend made a fake 80's album. Uh, I mean... I'm sure you remember these hits from the 80's... they always played them on the radio... right?... right?

abelard.bandcamp.com/album/i-r

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Picard, being escorted out of the burger shop: "THERE... ARE... FOUR... GUYS!"

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..and five, five gold Rings were gifted to the Lords, who above all else desire leaping but they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made.

In the Tree of Pear, the Partridge forged a master ring to control all others.

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When the jaws open wide
And there's more jaws inside
That's a moray

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Your 8:00 update: I'm feeling fervently bisexual.

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@checkervest Oh man this is the first I’ve heard of these! I made an Apple Music playlist for 2019; I’ll make 2020 later probably music.apple.com/us/playlist/co

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I honestly don't think there are enough suitable songs to make a 2021 Cognitohazard Holiday Playlist, but please enjoy the ones from 2020 and 2019! They're all songs that sound just enough like Christmas songs to be confusing

open.spotify.com/playlist/4BiK

open.spotify.com/playlist/2Lil

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My auntie put the ⚢ emoji in her whatsapp screen name because she thought it 'looked cool' but now everyone thinks she's left her husband

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ha ha ha we aren't supposed to have tornadoes in december folks. consider maybe changing some things

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> "If you want me to make you useful software, pay me. If you use software made by others in their spare time and find it useful, pay them. This should not be a controversial opinion. This should not be a new thing. This should already be the state of the world and it is amazingly horrible for us to have the people that make the things that make our software work at all starve and beg for donations."

https://christine.website/blog/open-source-broken-2021-12-11

Today marks six months since I last heard from @viciousviscosity.

She has been, since near the beginning of my time here on the fediverse, a tremendous and important friend, being with me through many personal journeys of authentic living and self-discovery. I hope I’ve been a good friend to her too.

I miss her terribly. I hope that wherever she is, she’s doing well.

And if anyone has any way to let her know this… could you please tell her so?

Thank you.

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@noelle the thing similar to this that fucks me up to this very day is

cleopatra was closer in time to the founding of pizza hut than she was to the building of the great pyramids of giza.

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It's weird to think that both the start of WWII and the US's entry into the war were closer to the US Civil War than they are to the modern day.

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