zigg @zigg@queer.garden

My friend made a fake 80's album. Uh, I mean... I'm sure you remember these hits from the 80's... they always played them on the radio... right?... right?

https://abelard.bandcamp.com/album/i-remember-these-hits-from-the-80s

..and five, five gold Rings were gifted to the Lords, who above all else desire leaping but they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made.

In the Tree of Pear, the Partridge forged a master ring to control all others.

When the jaws open wide
And there's more jaws inside
That's a moray

Your 8:00 update: I'm feeling fervently bisexual.

@checkervest Oh man this is the first I’ve heard of these! I made an Apple Music playlist for 2019; I’ll make 2020 later probably https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/cognitohazard-holidays-2019/pl.u-GgA50Nzfb6PNjR

I honestly don't think there are enough suitable songs to make a 2021 Cognitohazard Holiday Playlist, but please enjoy the ones from 2020 and 2019! They're all songs that sound just enough like Christmas songs to be confusing

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4BiKv7YQfPMUkIQPTGpQs1?si=390f0b03912d4ea7

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2LilZ9HTnRA6aMZLhrK5uF?si=3c4ce7da637744db

My auntie put the ⚢ emoji in her whatsapp screen name because she thought it 'looked cool' but now everyone thinks she's left her husband

ha ha ha we aren't supposed to have tornadoes in december folks. consider maybe changing some things

> "If you want me to make you useful software, pay me. If you use software made by others in their spare time and find it useful, pay them. This should not be a controversial opinion. This should not be a new thing. This should already be the state of the world and it is amazingly horrible for us to have the people that make the things that make our software work at all starve and beg for donations."

https://christine.website/blog/open-source-broken-2021-12-11