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Clicky keyboards are stim toys disguised as ergonomic work products send toot

LEADER: What do we want?

RESPONSE: "Women's" clothing designs in "men's" sizes!

LEADER: When do we want it?

RESPONSE: Just as soon as we can go shopping again!

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The domestic robot's lidar has detected evidence of a mirror universe.

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Kind of a fan of Dr. Prager’s California veggie burgers, cooked in a pan with a drizzle of oil, for a quick lunch

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Tonight’s recipe: mushroom fettuccine Alfredo.

I finally bought a printer for the apartment I've lived in eleven months. It is so smol and I love it so much.

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Welp, Dolly sold out, extolling the virtues of the side hustle now youtube.com/watch?v=-NjmTzWMAb

Welp, Dolly sold out, extolling the virtues of the side hustle now youtube.com/watch?v=-NjmTzWMAb

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I don't think it's cool and woke to shit on people who seem cringy to you. I don't know why it's so hard to not mock people for being socially awkward.

That's me, the person whose microwave's display always just says ": 1"

Apparently I'm now playing in Master Mode. Just got off the Great Plateau.

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Also the cynic in me is saying "the beancounters did that to save on the cost of ice cream by volume" πŸ˜†

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Disappointed that Klondike's "Donuts" are just Klondike bars with a hole in the middle. I was hoping for a frozen donut cake treat, good as the ice cream was.

Don’t you love that feeling when you didn’t get enough sleep, but you wake up and you’re like β€œhuh, I feel rested” and so you get going and then an hour later it’s all

BODY: lol got you πŸ’€

ME: [searches "america" in Slack emoji]

SLACK: [offers 🌎 and 🏈 as options]

ME: checks out

Man, I forgot about the intense drama attached to video game reviews

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