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Today's gender is surprise and the sound of a party in another room.

This is cool. You can look outside the windows of people all over the world window-swap.com/

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🎡 My framework does anything better than yours can! I bet my framework is better than yours.
πŸ—£οΈ No it ain't!
πŸ—£οΈ Yes it is!
πŸ—£οΈ No it ain't!
πŸ—£οΈ Yes it is!
πŸ—£οΈ No it aint!
🎡 Yes it is, yes it iiiiisssss!

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introducing BROMOEROTICISM

it's like HOMOEROTICISM

but for MEN

Today, my gender is gay dad dispensing homeowner advice to the young gays.

🎡 My framework does anything better than yours can! I bet my framework is better than yours.
πŸ—£οΈ No it ain't!
πŸ—£οΈ Yes it is!
πŸ—£οΈ No it ain't!
πŸ—£οΈ Yes it is!
πŸ—£οΈ No it aint!
🎡 Yes it is, yes it iiiiisssss!

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"Listen," she said in confusion, "I know how this is supposed to go. There’s supposed to be a knight. Who are you?”

β€œGoblin.”

β€œYes, I can see that.”

β€œStrong goblin! Skilful goblin! Pass dragon. Climb tower. Find princess!”

β€œThis is not exactly how I imagined this going.”

β€œYou come with goblin?”

β€œUm...”

β€œGoblin city have no leader. You come! Be Goblin Queen!”

She sighed and shrugged. β€œEh, why not? As long as I don’t have to marry you.”

β€œEw. Gross.”

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#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

food 

Okay, why is it so difficult to consistently frost shredded wheat, apparently

Am I asking too much of the cereal industry or

minor injury 

If you want an investment tip, anyone who makes adhesive bandages is a great bet because I am depleting my supplies at an impressive rate

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minor injury 

I am really a champion at somehow covering my extremities in small cuts lately

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When you scream into the void the void will sometimes reverse the charges.

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I’m going to sleep before I can post anything else.

Goodnight friends πŸŒ™

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If you were AMAB and you hate it, clap your hands πŸ‘ πŸ‘
If you’re an enby and you love it, clap your hands πŸ‘ πŸ‘
If no-one uses your pronouns
Keeps you outβ€”β€œno boys allow-ed”
You are enby and you love it, clap those hands! πŸ‘ πŸ‘

(I am so sorry, this sounded so much better in my head)

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The synthesized voices you sometimes get in EDM/DnB mixes to sound robotic or whatever?

...They are exactly the ones I'm used to from the screenreader software I use for uni. So every time I hear one I don't think "oh how robotic or cool or futuristic" I think "this is the sound of HOMEWORK."

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I’ve been thinking about this article a lot the past few daysβ€”about what Pride 2020 became. apple.news/Ar4p91IHVTouQl33tU4

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