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I may have almost used the phrase "straight-up gay" and I may have also annotated it "straight (heh)-up gay"

Thankfully I eventually did neither of these

Ah yes, the three genders


Good morning, friends โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

So my oldest had me listen to this on our way to the library: Neal Cicierega - Tiger

Queering friendships is ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ‘Œ

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Looks like my team at Mozilla is hiring for a remote Senior Software Engineer! Let me know if this looks interesting and I can put in a referral

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Uh. So. Anyone have a Whataburger, Wendy's, or McDonald's bbq sauce cup hanging around and can get me its dimensions in mm? #3dprinting #pleaseboost

You donโ€™t need to want to mirror your in your presentation. :heart_nb:

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I'm writing a small memoir and supporting me on Patreon at any amount means you get a copy for free. I'm aiming to get it out by April/May. ๐Ÿ“–

The most awkward part about pronouns has got to be figuring out how to refer to oneself

services and bingeable seasons have ruined the social aspect of watching and communing around a show. Discuss.

Ugh I scribbled on the screenshot accidentally

That should be a captchaโ€”if you can operate a touchscreen interface perfectly you are probably a robot

Neko Atsume spoilers 

I just really need to watch at least a few eps of the new season of With appreciative friends who havenโ€™t already binged said season

I added the SMB3 angry sun to Slack and it is definitely the best โ€œthis makes me want to break thingsโ€ emoji

My knee is still super unhappy, so this morningโ€™s exercise is just a slow, low tension stationary ride. And that is super okay. ๐Ÿ‘

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The gender of the day is a boundless solar system.

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The slipshod sign above the door read, "Museum of Failures". A smaller brass plate on the side had "Open 24 hours" emblazoned across it.

We met the curator just inside, as she took us from exhibit to exhibit, cataloguing a myriad of "almosts" and "not quite". The silver medals, the "Thank you, but" letters and the wing dedicated missed chances and regrets.

"I hope you enjoy the exhibit.", she said with an unusual smile. "I'm not just the curator, I'm also the sole artist."


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Trying to crawl back from years of very bad abuse and poverty and saving up to try to move somewhere I can afford and not get threats in the mail: any bit helps! Even just a coffee or a donut.
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