ME: [checks clock] It’s probably too late to watch The Falcon and Captain America’s Boyfriend, isn’t it
ME: Wait, if the Falcon is the new Captain America, does he get the old Captain America’s boyfriend or
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ME: But really, all this “Bucky is Captain America’s boyfriend” stuff is just gays having fun
THE SHOW: [puts Sam and Bucky in couples counseling]
More queer, more garden.