I would like to file a deceptive advertising claim for “Feisty Cherry” Diet Coke

“Lethargic Cherry” would be a far better descriptor

Lethargic Cherry Blast Wave Alpha! Get your ass out of gear! Feel smooth and mellow; New Lethargic Cherry Blast will make you want to crawl to your nearest comfortable spot and nap like a champion!
– Ad for Lethargic Cherry Blast Wave Alpha Diet Coke, probably

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