I would like to file a deceptive advertising claim for “Feisty Cherry” Diet Coke
“Lethargic Cherry” would be a far better descriptor
Lethargic Cherry Blast Wave Alpha! Get your ass out of gear! Feel smooth and mellow; New Lethargic Cherry Blast will make you want to crawl to your nearest comfortable spot and nap like a champion!
– Ad for Lethargic Cherry Blast Wave Alpha Diet Coke, probably
@viciousviscosity I will not lie, I would buy this
Twist: You already did! 😁
@zigg Nap like a Champ®
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