(Video clip description: In Kirby Triple Deluxe, Kirby wantonly consumes a peacefully-sleeping Waddle Dee, using its last pathetic struggles as leverage to pull a sunken island up out of the lava, just so he can exit a level)
Nintendo can't tell the truth about Kirby, because we all know the supreme truth about Kirby. ALL HAIL KIRBY. ALL HAIL KIRBY. ALL HAIL
More queer, more garden.