zigg @zigg@queer.garden

Whenever someone talks about smartphone lifespans, I have to say—my iPhone 6s Plus went five years, continued to get all updates including and beyond security, and I still have it in case I need a spare to slip my SIM into for any reason

"Chik'n" is kind of cute for a vegan meat substitute, but idk about embedded apostrophes signifying vegetable matter exclusivity elsewhere, especially when they're not actually standing in for removed letters.

Eventually it starts sounding like a bad fantasy novel. "I am Saus'age, of House Gardein. I hath never laid mine hands on a pig."

Found my next new skill to pick up in quarantine https://reductress.com/post/how-to-politely-astral-project-when-he-brings-up-cryptocurrency/

Omg y'all. #NintendoSwitch https://retrofighters.com/our-collection/retro85-mini-nes-cartridge-switch-game-cases/

Text confirming my 💉 appointment just came in, gimme that sweet sweet mRNA 🤤

My new favorite thing to do is respond to those “I’m safe to come out to” posts with “Friend, I’m… I’m gay” 😁

Grateful that my shield of invisibility has once again descended upon me #tdov2021

oh no I'm not invisible today #tdov2021

ME: But really, all this “Bucky is Captain America’s boyfriend” stuff is just gays having fun

THE SHOW: [puts Sam and Bucky in couples counseling]