Whenever someone talks about smartphone lifespans, I have to say—my iPhone 6s Plus went five years, continued to get all updates including and beyond security, and I still have it in case I need a spare to slip my SIM into for any reason

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Should @netkitty be the Mascot of the Fediverse?
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food 

@zigg 10/10 would buy said bad fantasy novel and probably be enamored with its breakfast meat based characters.

Lord Ba`con, the baron of the BokChoy valley

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food 

"Chik'n" is kind of cute for a vegan meat substitute, but idk about embedded apostrophes signifying vegetable matter exclusivity elsewhere, especially when they're not actually standing in for removed letters.

Eventually it starts sounding like a bad fantasy novel. "I am Saus'age, of House Gardein. I hath never laid mine hands on a pig."

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This is one of those mornings where I just feel strictly bisexual.

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Pour yourself a drink and let me tell you about my day. I was valiantly bisexual.

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Write out your damn content warnings!

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looking at the post I shared on fb when Viv came out like "so proud of my wife" and then 5 years later, oops all trans

Text confirming my 💉 appointment just came in, gimme that sweet sweet mRNA 🤤

My new favorite thing to do is respond to those “I’m safe to come out to” posts with “Friend, I’m… I’m gay” 😁

Grateful that my shield of invisibility has once again descended upon me

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Millenials Are Killing Workplace Bullying, Sexism, Homophobia, Transphobia, Neoliberalism, And Other Cherished Boomer Institutions

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier episode 2 spoilers 

ME: But really, all this “Bucky is Captain America’s boyfriend” stuff is just gays having fun

THE SHOW: [puts Sam and Bucky in couples counseling]

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