mj @scarfwitch@queer.garden

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When you’re tired but your day has been so stressful you can’t unclench enough to sleep 😩

🎵I was gonna study the blade, but then I got high🎵

Here is some sourdough for your eyes.

Once again I have forgotten to buy ice cream. How do you even summer 🤷‍♀️

Happy Saturday. Let's make some bread.

(clicking sounds of the oven heating up)

Random thought: I wonder what happy memory Umbridge summoned to make her patronus appear.

Oh no, not the Governbmentt

Unpopular take: Han Solo replying to Leia’s “I love you” with “I know” is actually garbage and not romantic at all.

Morning work around the apartment followed by a nap on the couch is so satisfying.

2020 really is the Fyre Festival of years, isn’t it.

Party.

These precious babies are one year old today. Happy birthday Stevonnie ❤️

I had someone deliver groceries cause I’m exhausted and he substituted my requested corn tortillas with flour tortillas. STOREBOUGHT flour tortillas.

Why.

I have Candi in boxes if you’d like a peppy mouse.

first of all, how dare you

Happy day off to me. Brownie for breakfast? Brownie for breakfast.

Summer never does quite feel the same without all the cicadas screaming in the evenings.

Oh this was meant to be tagged ACNH, lol.

I love all the cicadas that have appeared in July. Feels like proper summer now. Although tbh they’ve massively downplayed the noise 😂