Been a while so hey, why not a re- #introduction.
I’m mj - gen X, bi/pan genderfluid (she/they), recently diagnosed with ADHD and still in the throes of “oh THAT EXPLAINS IT”. Texan turned New Yorker turned Michigander. Cat parent, crafter, bookworm, pianist, nerd, collector of hobbies, queso lover. Let’s get comfy and talk about time travel.
Also I want to make it clear that I’m not slamming my friend here, but rather laughing over how ridiculous I am. 😛
I know just enough physics to be insufferable
-if my daily routine changes AT ALL I can’t tell what day it is for the rest of the week. Once in college I nearly missed a final because I assumed it was a different day than it actually was.
-“at any given time I’m having at least three conversations in my head”
-I wrote every single school report the last couple weeks before it was due.
-same thing with original compositions for end of year piano recital.
-I used to warn people I’m a chronic, unintentional eavesdropper and I can’t turn it off.
“How the hell did no one wonder if I had adhd” random thoughts:
-I have 1000 hobbies. Most of them are because one day I thought “I really want I learn how to make that” and then obsessed over it/did nothing but that until the juice ran out
-as a kid I could only remember things if I wrote them on my hand. I could never successfully use a planner because I’d forget it existed.
-I get burnt out on foods “easily” (aka. food hyperfixation is A Thing and when it wears off….ughhhh)
I call it “creepy fat cat” because omg. So creepy. I love him.
(this is a Michigan-specific joke. our governor is Gretchen Whitmer, not Gretchen Wieners.)
Connie, aka “the extrovert”
Age: almost 3
Likes: birdwatching, squirrel watching, chasing tail, stealing attention, pets and adoration from the top of the cat tower, milk carton tabs
Dislikes: Steven’s extra boisterous moods
Large cat but is actually 70% marshmallow fluff, excessively squishy.
Steven, aka “the Sensitive Boi”
Age: almost 3
Likes: snuggling with me under a blanket, belly rubs, sleeping in bizarre positions
Dislikes: claw trimming
Boisterous 19 pound boi with a sensitive side, shy but also Up In Your Business
your friendly neighborhood scarf witch. (she/they)
welcome, queer folx and allies.
TERFs, fuck you. Respectfully.
More queer, more garden.