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Medusa found an 0day and is writing malware to turn your machine into a brick.

The Sphinx is sending riddles with her Xerox. If you get them wrong, she drowns you in black faxes.

A cyclops is port scanning a local area network during their day job as a pentester.

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Cyberpunk + High Fantasy = Sirens whistling into the telephone receiver at the right frequency to get free long distance

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"what's better than kissin girls, eh?" the boys chuckle and high five each other

"being a girl," i whisper under my breath

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TRANSHUMANISM WILL COME FROM THE QUEERS NOT SOME BOUGIE PRICK IN SILICON VALLEY

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+Gender, Drug Mention Show more

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Your shell may get heady
But you’ll push through every inch :yell:

-Spectrum, Frustration Show more

-MH, Update Show more

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Shrieking "I LIVED, BITCH" as I start swinging a pick-axe, attacking the streetcar tracks in front of King Street Station where I hooked my bike wheels and crashed.

birdsite, --MH Show more

no postin' since I've been going through some stuff

with any luck I can post about it on here soon enough

lewd, brat Show more

—Sex, Frustration Show more

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