dragn in a box 💜 @mxdragon@queer.garden

hey i just found my hometown

Why is the dragon screaming?

1. Why wouldn't the dragon scream

2. If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing

stealing the blanket is the only gay crime i do not endorse

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sentences ❌
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rawr ✔️

meow, and furthermore, rawr

*looking in a mirror* ur telling me this lesbian is not monosexual?

shit i just learned about the bi-cycle

so i tried making a vegetarian burger with fries and i learned my lesson: just fucking order it

meow

what better than lying in bed at midnight, wearing nothing but my new socks and feeling cute

fucking around and buying a bunch of cute socks

finding out that half of them are marked as handwash only

my new coping strategy will be to hoard cute socks

*spending time with people who seem to enjoy being around me and want to hang out again*

"oh no what if they dont like me"

oh no, as it turns out being a dragn makes me susceptible to hoarding cute socks

im a walking color gradient today

is there anything better than a fresh side shave

beep bloop

meowwwww

if heat pumps are so effective because they only move thermal energy instead of generating it, then we should do the same for light bulbs

just stick an anti-light bulb to ur house and let it vacuum all those photons right into ur room

i need but rotated 90° in either direction so i can do 👉 👈 but with paws

woke up to some random account spamming me with alien emojis

is there some meaning to that that i dont get?