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Why is the dragon screaming?

1. Why wouldn't the dragon scream

2. If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing

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stealing the blanket is the only gay crime i do not endorse

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rawr βœ”οΈ

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nonsense 

*looking in a mirror* ur telling me this lesbian is not monosexual?

i need :blobpaw: but rotated 90Β° in either direction so i can do πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ but with paws

food, - 

so i tried making a vegetarian burger with fries and i learned my lesson: just fucking order it

nudity but not lewd 

what better than lying in bed at midnight, wearing nothing but my new socks and feeling cute :sparkles_trans:

:dragnhappy: fucking around and buying a bunch of cute socks

:dragnsad: finding out that half of them are marked as handwash only

*spending time with people who seem to enjoy being around me and want to hang out again*

"oh no what if they dont like me"

oh no, as it turns out being a dragn makes me susceptible to hoarding cute socks

if heat pumps are so effective because they only move thermal energy instead of generating it, then we should do the same for light bulbs

just stick an anti-light bulb to ur house and let it vacuum all those photons right into ur room

i need :blobpaw: but rotated 90Β° in either direction so i can do πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ but with paws

woke up to some random account spamming me with alien emojis

is there some meaning to that that i dont get?

please. i am begging you to stop interacting with absturztau.be

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