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Also why is my handwriting like some sort of Babylonian clay tablet carving?

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Zoë (Zoë’s version)

Why do these lists never get shorter?

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I stopped texting people first and now I’m all alone :blobcatgiggle:

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So far Italians are about 50/50 on my toot :blobcatgiggle:

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L.J., noise marketer

And then there's a whooole conversation to be had with POC, especially nonblack POC, trying to get a slice of whiteness for ourselves by being antiblack... how about we fucking crush white supremacy instead, how about that

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@siege I totes meant to call you again. You might say it would’ve been a… total recall.

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Zoë (Zoë’s version)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
That is their colour
That is their hue

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Zoë (Zoë’s version)

When an Italian person dies they… 

pasta-way

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
That is their colour
That is their hue

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When an Italian person dies they… 

pasta-way

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Zoë (Zoë’s version)

a man went to the emergency room because he got some toy horses stuck up his butt 

The doctors say his condition is stable 🐴.

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I’m sure my social anxiety will totally not see that as a reason to doubt everything about me as a person.

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Went alright. Within one minute they said they had to go and they would call me back :meowterrified:

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tobi (they/them)

There are gays smooching on my timeline :O

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Gotta call a friend for the first time and she doesn’t know I’m trans so super anxious and voice dysphoria hyper moments yay :blobcatfearful:

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IT people: I live in the bay area

Nerd brains: “bay area? 5½ bay area?”

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julia, empress of time

any phone is a foldable if you try hard enough

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Yuval/Talya (she/her)

The #Event_Horizon_Telescope just revealed the first image EVER of the supermassive #black_hole in the centre of our own galaxy, Sagittarius A* (Sgr A*)!!!
God, I love science.

eventhorizontelescope.org/blog

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Zoë (Zoë’s version)

Everything I got is from genetics—I have one gay ass family.

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If you don’t appreciate me advocating for the things I believe in you don’t deserve me on your team.

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