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They call me "Foot Long Dong" because I have long feet and I'm bit of a dick

I just used fly as an adjective. I’m like super rad now.

If you're gonna be gay you have to do crime, you can never go straight

Bodies and clothes, body image ~ 

This is only tangential to Mads' thread about bodies, but we lost something specific when clothing became mass produced instead of made to order, you can really internalize the idea that you're too short/fat/etc for "normal" clothes

It's a shame to hear people say they just need to lose 10 pounds to make things fit, when the shapes you can cut fabric into are easily changeable, but the idea that you are wrong and the clothes are right is pervasive

I could never trick my fiancée tho, she’s way too German for that.

Gonna have movie night with my fiancée where I trick her into watching again by calling it :meowthinksmart:. (like why didn’t they call it that to begin with)

@moiety I first read "Samuel L. Jackson" and it sounded glorious.

The band "The White Stripes" got their name from the white stripe in the trans flag, representing nonbinary people

Got to zero unread work mails!

Now on to the 111 unread emails in my personal inbox :blobcatderp:.

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for #ff I think y'all should go thru the #India tag and meet some of fedi's newest members!

I want to give a special shout out to @audreytruschke, who has already tooted a Q&A thread about Mughal history that was awesome to read through, as an American who knows literally nothing about it

one day after working out: ahh, soreness reminds me i'm alive

two days after working out: haha okay fucking stop now

If your friend group is > 80% trans folks and you think you're cis...I might have news for you.

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