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Good morning beautiful faces 🌲.

📷: sometimes I forget we have quite a few beautiful forests in the Netherlands.

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Found a Windows 3.11 torrent that included .img-files of the floppy disks and photos of said disks. Each img was 1.41 MB (as you'd expect). Each photo was over 10 MB :blobcatderp:.

Played some Untitled Goose Game and in my opinion it's very cutesy, fun, and original. I mean, what's not to li- ⚞HONK⚟ :blobcatknife:

Americans can't pronounce my last name from reading alone even if they tried.

that's me in the corner that's me in the spotlight losing my shit

The reason for this poll is that I think this is purple while @Juju thinks it's blue. To add further confusion the name of the colour is Interlagos Blue Metallic :blobcatderp:

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Is the car in the next toot blue or purple?

Good morning beautiful faces 🌲.

📷: sometimes I forget we have quite a few beautiful forests in the Netherlands.

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@moiety being married does not preclude people from using ben.lubar.me/dating-site/

bring your partner(s) along to look at all the available dates!

Hello, my name is Zoë. I'm 31 and so not ready to party, I won’t even let you 'Netflix and chill' whatever that means!

The pleasures of dating me, and older enbies, are:

- I know nothing about yachting

- My average enby build is very average

- I'm married, so don’t even try

Anyway, I don’t want to take you on a date, so please ignore immediately, that's just manners.

my coworker made me model for her and i’m SCREAMING i’ve never looked cuter what is this witchcraft 🌟

So I'm sure you're all familiar with the UN projection of the Earth that puts the Arctic at the center and shows all the land, but let me present to you the inverse of that, the Spilhaus projection, which centers the map on Antarctica and shows the world's ocean as the single, continuous mass of water that it is.

Money 

Me to my bank: yes, hello, I’d like to increase my credit card limit to *random round number*
My bank: you can only increase it by *random round number*
Me: but I want it to be _that_.
My bank: no can do. You’ll have to request a new one and wait four weeks.
Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Sharing your last.fm profile when you’re in the middle of listening to your 00s hits playlist is what I call brave.

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