Things you can say in a Zoom call but not your bedroom, go!
"I can't hear you"
"Does the intern have something to add?"
"I think something is covering your camera"
"Haven't we done this already?"
"That's way too expensive"
"I think I'm breaking up"
"How about we invite that guy from accounting?"
"I'm Sorry, Dave, I can't do that".
"I hope everybody's wearing pants."
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"Sorry, I thought this was just going to be our regular 1-on-1."
More queer, more garden.