My name is Justin and my girlfriend has ridiculous mommy milkers.(Also, she's smart and funny and despite her assertions otherwise, just a really kind thoughtful person, and I love her.)
@PostMasterGeneral kind and thoughtful? Not very kind and thoughtful to, in one sentence, ruin her online persona she worked on so hard
@moiety Right? Real dick move, Justin!@PostMasterGeneral
I know! She wants so badly to be perceived as the German Oscar the Grouch. (Oskar der Griesgram, I guess.)
More queer, more garden.