I once moved to a different country to live with my then girlfriend—only for her to say “no” when I arrived at the doorstep.

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Perhaps I’m too passive aggressive. Anyhoo, this the card I sent her.

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I once (accidentally) set fire to the carpet in my bedroom because I was trying to make a scented candle out of a perfume bottle and some wick.

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I once bought a decahedron dice just so I could answer a question on OkCupid with yes.

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I once dated a woman that used a Windows Phone.

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I’ve lived in M. C. Escher’s hometown. I currently live in Piet Mondriaan’s hometown. I’ve never been to their respective museums :|

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