I once moved to a different country to live with my then girlfriend—only for her to say “no” when I arrived at the doorstep.
Perhaps I’m too passive aggressive. Anyhoo, this the card I sent her.
I once (accidentally) set fire to the carpet in my bedroom because I was trying to make a scented candle out of a perfume bottle and some wick.
I’ve lived in M. C. Escher’s hometown. I currently live in Piet Mondriaan’s hometown. I’ve never been to their respective museums :|
Yesterday I had my LHR intake at 15:15. For some reason I thought it was at 12:00 and that’s when I showed up. Today I had an appointment at 13:00.
Guess at what time I arrived…
I buy lots of original art but don’t have the skills nor tools to hang them up 🤦🏻♀️.