Hi I’m Zoë, gardener and keep at queer.garden (a tiny Mastodon instance). I’m a non-binary lady from the Netherlands who’s figuring out where to go next in life.

During work hours I make sure my company’s application can be used by everyone—specialising in accessibility.

In my spare time I love to cycle and take photographs. Some of which you can admire every morning when I send a good morning toot into the world.

Hope to see your beautiful face around the fediverse.

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 08, 2021, 13:22

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 08, 2021, 13:22

Dec 08, 2021, 13:22

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

peaness

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**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 07, 2021, 20:04

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 07, 2021, 20:04

Dec 07, 2021, 20:04

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

Manager: how long will this task take?
My ADHD brain: shouldn’t take too long, between two hours and eleven months!

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 18:24

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 18:24

Dec 06, 2021, 18:24

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

what are deadlines

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 17:43

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 17:43

Dec 06, 2021, 17:43

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

That said, I did once write an article all about why you shouldn’t hire me. Which so far hasn’t deterred companies from doing exactly that.

https://moiety.me/thinks/you-dont-want-to-hire-me.html

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**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** · Dec 06, 2021, 17:41

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez boosted

**maia tillie arson crimew 🏴🔥** @deletescape@notbird.site · Dec 06, 2021, 17:41

Dec 06, 2021, 17:41

maia tillie arson crimew 🏴🔥 @deletescape@notbird.site

interviewer: so what's your biggest weakness?

maia: i will extremely overperform for the first two weeks while everything is still shiny and new, giving you the impression that i'm actually a really good worker under capitalism, but after that i will do literally zero work and potentially run away to germany for 4 days and ghost you

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

Obviously self reflection is one of my strong points.

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**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

But I don’t want to throw all my ex employers under the bus…

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**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

Dec 06, 2021, 17:34

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

Contemplating writing an honest CV.

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 12:57

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 12:57

Dec 06, 2021, 12:57

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

legal

@barrow just in case I do actually die…

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**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 12:54

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 12:54

Dec 06, 2021, 12:54

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

legal, graphic death

Dear attorney, if you read this, I died in a terrible accident involving a plush octopus and an original copy of Cecilia Payne’s thesis. Let it be known that I want all expenses for Queer Garden and its staff to be covered in full (or up to 69% in case of porn purchases) until the 7th of December 2023.

Love and kisses,
Zoë

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**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 12:42

**Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez** @moiety@queer.garden · Dec 06, 2021, 12:42

Dec 06, 2021, 12:42

Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez @moiety@queer.garden

PSA: my [random time frame] announcement and pledge to keep Queer Garden running for at least another two years .

Over the past three years we’ve built something beautiful. With special thanks to ex-admin @zigg and fellow admin @barrow for their continued support. Serious heart hands to all Queer Garden members for making this place what it is .

Go queers !