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Good morning beautiful faces 💗

:meowcamera: Love spend time in the mountains 💕

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Good night beautiful faces :fuchsia:

:meowcamera: this sunset is so unbelievably beautiful—I’ll never forget that moment :meowaww:

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Good morning beautiful faces 🥳.

📷: last day of the decade. Here’s to a new decade full of beautiful faces and photos :fuchsia:

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Hi I’m Zoë, gardener and keep at (a tiny Mastodon instance). I’m a non-binary lady from the Netherlands who’s figuring out where to go next in life.

During work hours I make sure my company’s application can be used by everyone—specialising in accessibility.

In my spare time I love to cycle and take photographs. Some of which you can admire every morning when I send a good morning toot into the world.

Hope to see your beautiful face around the fediverse.

Manager: how long will this task take?
My ADHD brain: shouldn’t take too long, between two hours and eleven months!

That said, I did once write an article all about why you shouldn’t hire me. Which so far hasn’t deterred companies from doing exactly that.

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interviewer: so what's your biggest weakness?

maia: i will extremely overperform for the first two weeks while everything is still shiny and new, giving you the impression that i'm actually a really good worker under capitalism, but after that i will do literally zero work and potentially run away to germany for 4 days and ghost you

But I don’t want to throw all my ex employers under the bus…

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legal, graphic death 

Dear attorney, if you read this, I died in a terrible accident involving a plush octopus and an original copy of Cecilia Payne’s thesis. Let it be known that I want all expenses for Queer Garden and its staff to be covered in full (or up to 69% in case of porn purchases) until the 7th of December 2023.

Love and kisses,

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PSA: my [random time frame] announcement and pledge to keep Queer Garden running for at least another two years :rose_pride:.

Over the past three years we’ve built something beautiful. With special thanks to ex-admin @zigg and fellow admin @barrow for their continued support. Serious heart hands to all Queer Garden members for making this place what it is :fuchsia:.

Go queers :100_gay: !

money +++ 

Well, I made $4,000 this morning, I think I’m done for the day :meowgiggle:

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Almost made a terrible mistake but was reminded not to by a colleague 🙏🏻.

Similar to how you can be bi in a straight relationship, can you be poly in a mono relationship?

@moiety frets are on guitars zoë! pianos have keys

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