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me: do you think southern women's cum is just mayo?
partner: that and butter
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@gentlerdarknesses I knew a woman in college who would dip sticks of butter in mayo and eat them.
that's the worst thing anyone's said to me
@gentlerdarknesses Oh no! I will voice chat you and whisper nice things to you instead.
@gentlerdarknesses with a hint of sweet tea
@alana_is_tooting @gentlerdarknesses Is there anyone who just straight up cums sweet tea?
if anyone does it's paula deen
@gentlerdarknesses @alana_is_tooting Unfortunate; I was hoping it would be someone I actually liked. :3
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