me: do you think southern women's cum is just mayo?
partner: that and butter
@gentlerdarknesses I knew a woman in college who would dip sticks of butter in mayo and eat them.
that's the worst thing anyone's said to me
@gentlerdarknesses Oh no! I will voice chat you and whisper nice things to you instead.
@gentlerdarknesses with a hint of sweet tea
More queer, more garden.