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i am the only person on this website without a tattoo
this was a shitpost, but it might actually be true
@eject Depends how far you're going with "Website" in the grand federation scheme
@MxCraven you're on my website
@eject Then you're not the only one.
@MxCraven what's that on your left arm then?
@eject Arm warmer
@MxCraven arm warmer tattoo
@eject My dad has some of those.
He looks like a twat in them
Well, he also looks like a twat without them
@eject I too do toot about not having a tattoot.
@moiety what's that on your left arm then?
@eject it’s a beauty mark
@eject in the shape of the EU
@eject do i have a tattoo?
@john yeah, but it's the other kind
@eject I'm.... I'm confused
@john no, you're John Garrison
More queer, more garden.