Sarah @eject@queer.garden

imagine boosting your own toots

i do not know how many followers i have, but i hope it's closer to 69 than 420

dog walks into a bar and says "i can't see a thing, i'll open this one"

maybe i'm just super horny this morning but the guy fitting this new carpet smells nice 👀

the washing machine is making a grinding noise

do i know anyone who can give me a cohost invite?

getting the family to install sstv decoders on their phones so i can send them cool pictures

business card is just the qr code of a link to an mp3 that is just a SSTV transmission of a photo of the business card

it has been years but i am still laughing about "trains pride"

fingerless guns!

i have officially completed 50% of today's todo list

good news everyone: i found them in a private discord

i made some measurements a while ago and wrote them down

now i need them i can't find them at all

the usual person to help me get motivated in the morning is up a mountain

no meetings is good because i can get on with work but also bad because i never get out of bed to start work