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I forgot the word spine today and instead said 'bone rope' in front of all of my work colleagues

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Lewd? 

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i assert my dominance over social situations by opening beer bottles in increasingly improbable ways

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I carry way too much aggressive energy for someone who is afraid of confrontation

Vom 

My favorite brand of humor is when there's a friend group of old men and they just call each other ugly in various ways and then everyone laughs about it like it's the greatest joke ever told

Selfie, eye contact, boosts+ 

Food 

Cursed, Body horror(?) 

Nervous boosted

pol, life - 

I'm wearing one of the Hawaiian patter grandpa shirts today and a small child asked me "If you're a boy, why are you wearing flowers?"
This is it
This is what the straights are producing

Nervous boosted
Nervous boosted

Selfie (Boosts ok!) 

Pure, unadulterated Positivity 

Nervous boosted

Selfie, no ec, boots+ 

Selfie, no ec, boots+ 

Nervous boosted

Selfie, ec, Boost em 

Selfie, ec, Boost em 

Mild violence mention 

Food 

Nervous boosted

lewd 

Nervous boosted

Selfie (Boosts ok!) 

Nervous boosted

"there's nothing like a pretty girl" except all girls are pretty everyone is so pretty i can't cope

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A mastodon instance geared towards queer people and their allies. List of instances that are suspended or silenced on Queer Garden.