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My favorite thong has sharks on it and that's all you need to know about me

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Lewd? Show more

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i assert my dominance over social situations by opening beer bottles in increasingly improbable ways

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I carry way too much aggressive energy for someone who is afraid of confrontation

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It's past midnight and I'm all fueled up on french toast and a zeal for life and I'm ready to GO

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Pol, ACAB, Some Steaming Hot Takes Show more

It's past midnight and I'm all fueled up on french toast and a zeal for life and I'm ready to GO

Sometimes I love my job but I recently placed an order for a bunch of coyote vaginas so uh

Drugs implied, gonna fight god Show more

It's Me, no ec Show more

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selfie meta, mental health and beauty (2/2) Show more

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selfie meta, mental health and beauty (1/2) Show more

Pol, ACAB, Some Steaming Hot Takes Show more

Pol, ACAB, Some Steaming Hot Takes Show more

Racism, lewd(?) Show more

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Selfie, ec, boost em Show more

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Queer Garden

A mastodon instance geared towards queer people and their allies.