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eye contact but it's a cat 

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I forgot the word spine today and instead said 'bone rope' in front of all of my work colleagues

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i assert my dominance over social situations by opening beer bottles in increasingly improbable ways

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I carry way too much aggressive energy for someone who is afraid of confrontation

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hmm, how do we get trans rights?

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This is me today. I had a meeting and the colour of the day was brown. I own almost no brown clothes, being that I have an abundance of it on my skin. But I thought this earth look would be a good take on brown. This is a green faux chanderi saree with a thread border and red kalamkari blouse. #IWear #SareeStyle

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i dont rly like putting my irl business on her but yesterday my wife and i lost our vehicle. since today's my birthday, im gonna be a little selfish and ask if anyone can spare some change so we can buy train passes?

my venmo is @searchthenight
and my cashapp is $searchthenight

thank you

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angry rant at ableist designers in UX 

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Selfie (Boosts ok!) 

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A theological podcast that exclusively roasts Joel Osteen's sermons and points out, line by line, why they're wrong. Call it Joel Roasteen

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Pics of me doing a silly hand gesture I apparently do a lot, selfie, no EC, boosts +++ 

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I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong head like some kind of fucked up cephalopod

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a forest pond full of tadpoles. nature’s own soup...

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"popular leftist youtuber"

can't be that leftist then 🤔

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Continuing car saga, asking for help, PayPal 

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lewd 

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i took a hot shower and i feel 16% better

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if you have more money than you need to live, today is a great day to give some to a trans person who doesn’t

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hey all! one of my partners is having a really rough time right now and had to drop from school due to a large possibility of being homeless, which is something they now cannot correct. they're $1.2k in debt due to their student loan going out from under them, please consider donating, and if you can't, please boost!

gofundme.com/f/u4p2ha-help-me-

#transcrowdfund

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Money; donation link for a friend 

Okay i bought a nice new toy today to hopefully appease the angry god so he doesn't revenge eat all of my socks

My cat is an attention whore and the second that puppy comes into this house he's gonna be so mad at me

Dog ec 

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