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eye contact but it's a cat 

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I forgot the word spine today and instead said 'bone rope' in front of all of my work colleagues

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I carry way too much aggressive energy for someone who is afraid of confrontation

Just got written up in HR because I told some man in a meeting "I'm talking, don't interrupt me" and he complained bc UwU his masculinity is shattered now UwU

I'm so unbelievably irate but also it's kinda funny

Just a little gross 

Selfie, no ec, boosts+ 

Gal pal: do you care if I double dip ketchup?
Me: your tongue was Just in my mouth like 20 minutes ago

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It's funny as hell to me that people will constantly attack someone on the off chance they're faking a disability without considering for a second they're just depriving a disabled person of resources

I am a tube sock full of beans and god is a 5 month old pitbull

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Dog 

It's funny as hell to me that people will constantly attack someone on the off chance they're faking a disability without considering for a second they're just depriving a disabled person of resources

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I'm a lesbian with more chest hair than tiddies and I deserve recognition

I'm a lesbian with more chest hair than tiddies and I deserve recognition

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I just forgot half of the english language all at once and instead of psychologically/emotionally/mentally I wrote on paperwork I have to turn in for review at my job
"Long lasting damage both physically and brainly"

Update: I just spelled appraisal wrong 3 times in a row
And by three times in a row I mean I wrote "a-p-r" and then scribbled it out 3 times each time full well knowing there's two p's

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I just forgot half of the english language all at once and instead of psychologically/emotionally/mentally I wrote on paperwork I have to turn in for review at my job
"Long lasting damage both physically and brainly"

Loving wanting to relate to my clients with criminal backgrounds but don't need my employer to know I have a criminal background

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Lewd, food 

Y'all ever do that thing where there's something you've always known but now you Extra know about it
Like you have a realization about it in the way of "wow its Really ____"

I don't have a way to articulate this other than your brain decided in you aggressively remind you of something

Food 

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Fun fact 

Bold assumption that I haven't deleted fear as an emotion from my brain already

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