wholesome undetailed sex and kink reference
An dramatique re-enactment of me this last Saturday:
Me: *goes to a sex club for the first time in YEARS for their kink night, dressed in leathers and all*
~~literally 10 minutes later~~
*a current psychiatric client of mine walks into the club, recognizes me immediately, and gives me a wink and a feckin fingergun*
Me: Srsly tho? SRSLY??? *bails immediately, and upon returning home starts looking up how to spell "zentai" for proper Amazon search*
More queer, more garden.