Follow

time again!

Ohai! I'm your new friend Jake! I'm a socialist queer monkey that likes you! I'm in a longlonglong term polycule with @Yeledov and @kalcobalt both of whom I live with!
I'm a'datin pretty hard on @tisiphone and πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
I like new people sayin hi so say hi! I dun bite unless I'm asked nicely!
I'm probably out here playin vidyagarmes or managin my dire beets or cooking something fun!
Flirting: βœ”οΈ
Snuggling: βœ”οΈ
Meanies: X

Β· SubwayTooter Β· 1 Β· 4 Β· 12

@JakeMonkey It's a hell of a day. I forgot my keys, and lugged by bike up 3 flights of stairs...not sure how to get it down...πŸ˜‚ How are you?

@cyborgneticz
ohhh eeeefffff that sounds RUFF honey, shit! I'm sorry this Friday is being an arse! I'm busy but good! Got a few more trans clients today to write surgery letters for which makes me unreasonably happy!

@JakeMonkey That's rad! I bet being in your field can be really fucking rewarding. Fridays are just exhausting as hell.

@cyborgneticz
Fridays are ALWAYS my busy days, and this time of year is my effing RUNNING MAN time. holidays are damn FRAUGHT when you're queer! But I love it. Rewarding ain't even half of it. You hangin in today?

@JakeMonkey I'm feeling good! My partner and I's mothers are coming together for Christmas. So it'll be a very Catholic woman hanging out with an atheist Jewish woman. Lord help us. I fucking feel that too. Holidays are so damn stressful.

@cyborgneticz hooooooshiiiiit! that is a fucking RECIPE!! damn it's gonna be a party! I'm so glad I'm Jewish. makes this time of year so much less stressful! *hugs my dreidel*

@JakeMonkey They love each other. My mom does Not understand Judaism, and she asked about getting a menorah or something. At least she is trying? O man Hanukkah rules. We are doing a five person Shabbat dinner tonight and I am stoked.

@cyborgneticz oooooh man. got some chicken roasting? we haven't done a proper shabbat dinner in a lil while... gotta hit that again... I hope y'all have a lit night!!! I'm glad she's tryin at least, that's all that matters. We're actually opening presents on the 25th this year bc FUQ channukah came early this year!

@JakeMonkey We are making a Puerto Rican recipe for a tart where the crust is plantains and the inside will be vegetarian carnitas made from jackfruit, plus challah and mad amounts of wine. It's so damn fun. I love that there is singing involved AND you drink. Shabbat rules. Lunar calendars man. Shit is wild.

@cyborgneticz *slobbers all over the damn screen* fuuuuuuq yer KILLIN me henny! I'm a foodie, I mean obvies lookit dis ass, ain't no flirt like food talk flirt! And jackfruit carnitas are BOMB. FUQ I miss plantains!!!

@JakeMonkey I am so fucking excited. Plantains have to be sent from God cause they are best fucking food

@cyborgneticz RIGHT!?!?! efff I gotta admit they are one of the fuds I miss most since being a damn diabetic. *drools* they are a gift from the gawds no doubt. I used to fry em up something FIERCE.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Queer Garden

A mastodon instance geared towards queer people and their allies.