Jake's flaming cracked egg @JakeMonkey@queer.garden

YO! PSA time!
I'm a psychiatric nurse practitioner, means I prescribe and manage psych meds, I'm a trans poly queer that likes helping out the folks who have less of a share of the pie than the rest. You got some medical questions? You got some psych question specifically? Feel free to hit me up for some free-ass informal advice! Consider it a perk of being not a white cishet!

I am MADE of questions...

Had a lovely night beating the ever luvvin snot out of a boy with flogger, slasher, cane, and rubber bludgeon. And today I am sore af. Do I care? Two guesses and the first one dun count.

I always lose at gay chicken

nohomo but I'd super suck a girldick rn

jeebuz some people be boostin.

In my nightmare I
feel so alive in my
dreamscape
escapade
I make the grade
I save the day

I'm feelin seen rn.

OMG imma see Eve 6 in November here in portland because I was a teen in the 90s send toot

Short af boyz datin tall af grils.

@omegablack
Ohai do I know you?

An dramatique re-enactment of me this last Saturday:
Me: *goes to a sex club for the first time in YEARS for their kink night, dressed in leathers and all*

~~literally 10 minutes later~~

*a current psychiatric client of mine walks into the club, recognizes me immediately, and gives me a wink and a feckin fingergun*

Me: Srsly tho? SRSLY??? *bails immediately, and upon returning home starts looking up how to spell "zentai" for proper Amazon search*

I just heard Mary feckin Berry say "I'd like to eat a bit of carpet." My life is now complete.

"It's over isn't it? Why can't I move on?"

I can relate WAY TO HARD to this song, Pearl. #StevenUniverse

Me to 2 med assistants: Client is in room 4 for their next appt.
*silence*
Me: hallo?
MAs: we're running behind.
Me: Um, ok...

#peopleskills

Wow. A person I was chattin with just outright said, "I just don't like 99.9% of the transwomen I have met. I prefer the ones that have their shit together and pass."

Way to put your ableist transphobic shit on display! *slow claps*