Jake's flaming cracked egg @JakeMonkey@queer.garden

YO! PSA time!
I'm a psychiatric nurse practitioner, means I prescribe and manage psych meds, I'm a trans poly queer that likes helping out the folks who have less of a share of the pie than the rest. You got some medical questions? You got some psych question specifically? Feel free to hit me up for some free-ass informal advice! Consider it a perk of being not a white cishet!

jeebuz some people be boostin.

In my nightmare I
feel so alive in my
dreamscape
escapade
I make the grade
I save the day

I'm feelin seen rn.

OMG imma see Eve 6 in November here in portland because I was a teen in the 90s send toot

Short af boyz datin tall af grils.

@omegablack
Ohai do I know you?

An dramatique re-enactment of me this last Saturday:
Me: *goes to a sex club for the first time in YEARS for their kink night, dressed in leathers and all*

~~literally 10 minutes later~~

*a current psychiatric client of mine walks into the club, recognizes me immediately, and gives me a wink and a feckin fingergun*

Me: Srsly tho? SRSLY??? *bails immediately, and upon returning home starts looking up how to spell "zentai" for proper Amazon search*

I just heard Mary feckin Berry say "I'd like to eat a bit of carpet." My life is now complete.

"It's over isn't it? Why can't I move on?"

I can relate WAY TO HARD to this song, Pearl. #StevenUniverse

Me to 2 med assistants: Client is in room 4 for their next appt.
*silence*
Me: hallo?
MAs: we're running behind.
Me: Um, ok...

#peopleskills

Wow. A person I was chattin with just outright said, "I just don't like 99.9% of the transwomen I have met. I prefer the ones that have their shit together and pass."

Way to put your ableist transphobic shit on display! *slow claps*

so who's in Portland, loves scifi and musical theater and steven universe and arcades, and video gaming, is poly, queer, good at communicating, and wants to go for coffee?

These shorts are amazing!?!?!?

What'd we learn today kids? Flexibility and the power to change and adapt is the strongest power of all. Bro. Dis shiz got deep.

OGAAAAAAAWDSSS I'M A MESS

STEG OMGOMGOMG TAKE MEEEEEE