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YO! PSA time!
I'm a psychiatric nurse practitioner, means I prescribe and manage psych meds, I'm a trans poly queer that likes helping out the folks who have less of a share of the pie than the rest. You got some medical questions? You got some psych question specifically? Feel free to hit me up for some free-ass informal advice! Consider it a perk of being not a white cishet! :heart_pride:


psychiatric symptoms, kaiser health care fail 

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Just had to drop off paperwork to my boss, An Rich. I went in, farted, powerfully, and left, closing the door behind me. Thanks for witnessing me.

I'm sorry but Furiosa is a full on ace enby FITE ME.

If you're born into the Vuvalini, clan Swaddle Dog or otherwise, would the Many Mothers toss a bitch out for being transmasc?

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whew feelin very steven universe future right now!

in other gay news, my nails are hologram sparkly.

omg jake you have a good paying job out of the weather quit yer bitchin lol

LOLOLOL omg this client right here... "I didn't go back to therapy because the free therapy I was getting every other week wasn't enough."
Because... none is... more than... every other week somehow? lololol

seriously I don't know why I do my job anymore. This may be burnout talking, but day in and day out I just fight insurance companies, and listen to feckin cishets whine about how hard their lives are while they refuse to take any of my advice.

now on hold with the second insurance agency I've tried today for this client because the health care system in the US totally works. They apologize for the longer than usual wait times but they will play me horrid muzak while I wait for them to explain to me why they are denying my client the medication they need. will someone please hire me as a janitor?

Spent an hour so far calling around trying to figure out why my client's medication was denied by their insurance. They apologize for the inconvenience. This is for a generic med that they should cover that I did a prior authorization for. I love my job.

Gave my boss 3 months notice that I was leaving because I thought that was the right thing to do to make the transition smooth. She responded by saying I no longer could accumulate PTO because feck my drag right?

I love my job. I get to give psychiatric care to entitled cishet douchenozzles except when I can't do even that and get to look forward to being screamed at by said nozzles of douche for not responding to their emails or refill requests because the free medical record application my boss uses is worth exactly as much as she pays for it.

LOLOL my electronic medical record application is down, has been all day, so I can't prescribe, see my notes, or even see my schedule for the day. and helpfully they put up a status page where you can get live up to the minute fix implementation updates! punch line: the status page is down too.

ALSO shoutout to all my queer sibs who perpetrated appropriate physical violence on those who deserved it today!

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