cheap low-effort rice cooker meals
I've had this come out with a souffle-like texture using eggs with those $1 rice meal boxes - I need to test out with regular-cook rice and let you know. I suspect for the first 10 minutes I'll want to leave the eggs floating on top, and then incorporate them into the mix, so the rice gets a chance to soak more evenly. My local Mexican grocer sells "carne de soya" (TVP) in bulk, so I add extra water and use that too!
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